A couple of students entering Al-Azhar University met up with a professor.
He asked the first student, "What is your name?". The student replied, "My name is Muhammad." The professor said, "Very well. Please recite Surah Muhammad". And the student did.
The next student said, "My name is Tariq." The professor said, "Ok, please recite Surah At-Tariq." And the student did. This went on with other students saying their names and reciting their namesake surahs -- Ibrahim, Yusuf, etc. Finally, the professor noticed this one student looking down at his shoes and mumbling something. The professor asked "What's wrong and what is your name?" The student looked at the professor and said, "I cannot lie. My name is Taha, but everyone calls me Kauthar!"

ROFL!!

(For those who dont gerrit: Surah Ta-Ha is a long surah with 135 ayahs, whereas Surat Al-Kauthar has only 3 ayahs! Plus, what makes me crack up is that Kauthar is a girl's name!)

hahahaha!